February 2011
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Mom: Would you like to go out to eat?
Me: ...would I have to put pants on?
January 2011
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I hate people that use excessive punctuation.
There are absolutely no instances where a sentence would require five exclamation marks.
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Just Another Day
I finished one painting today. I have another one to complete, but it’s like 1/3 done. I have 50 pages to read of Song of Solomon. I have two chapters to read of How to Read Literature Like a Professor. I also have like thirty pages of history to read on the Napoleonic wars. C’est la vie.
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If the moon smiled, she would resemble you.
You leave the same impression
Of...
– “The Rival” by Sylvia Plath
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More Books
About to start reading Song of Solomon. The novel by Toni Morrison, not the Bible book. That’d be weird. So far, I’m at five books this year.
I also finished Heart of Darkness. It was really good.
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lovelycure asked: "square peg in a round ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hole"! Listening to Wakey wakey! =)
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xerophagy replied to your post: Dear Future Roommate
can I please be your roommate?
Yes! Because, for one, I know we would get along lol. Also that you wouldn’t complain about my music choices.
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Dear Future Roommate
You better like Vampire Weekend and musicals. If not, you’re going to be fucked. Not literally because I feel that would complicate our realtionship, but on a figurative level you will be fucked.
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Ugh. You can’t come to college with me mom. I know that. Dad knows that. My brother knows that. I think you’re the only one that still thinks you can. We have spring testing — which is a test to see which classes you can get out of — and my mother keeps talking about driving my up there and renting a hotel room and sitting outside the campus waiting for me. So then she...
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Harry Potter according to... →
rileytm:
Sirius Black
Sirius Black and the prison fun.
Sirius Black and the prison fun.
Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
Sirius Black and the I am dead.
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Blasphemy
So, sitting in my bed typing an essay when my mother barges through asking if I wanted to go with her to church. I told her no, that I had too much homework to do. She slams my door closed and leaves saying, “Whatever. I’m so glad that no one wants to go with me. You better be praying.” Cool. Guilt trip was totally unnecessary. I just don’t want to go sit amongst a bunch of...
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I'm Really Behind
But I just figured out the Remote feature for my iPod. My life is complete. Now I can have epic dance parties and never touch my computer. This is fucking awesome.
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Shopping is Imminent
I must own Tina Fey’s Bossypants. Even if I have like five other things I should be reading…
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Just had coffee. At 9:00. Aiding Insomnia since 2003.
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Just watched Away We Go with my mother. On a Saturday night. Yes, I am proud of this.
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You said a bad driver was only safe until she met another bad driver? Well, I...
– The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
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The Dark I Know Well
List of things to do this weekend:
Finish The Paradox of Choice
Finish Heart of Darkness
Rewrite Oratory
Start A Streetcar Named Desire
Complete new art piece
Start a new art piece
Study for AP history test on the French Revolution
It’s gunna be a busy weekend.
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